That said, I just found a serious offer

At a bank. They want a media student to do PR work for them (=manage their facebook account). I have all the qualifications except they want me to bring

an interest in banking and a healthy amount of creativity

and I am very confused as to what a healthy amount of creativity is. Is it a BMI type situation? Your creativity index should be between 18 and 25. Anything between 25 and 27 is critical, when it reaches 28, you will most likely cut off your ear. Then it said a number of money you’d get for the job and it said “gross amount” and I had to think for a while if that meant before or after taxes, so yeah, that’s about as far as my interest in banking goes.

I could fake it I guess.