“A man without dreams is like a boat without sails”

O RLY? That’s what you’re naming your facebook photo album of your boat trip? Really? I mean, I know you got that quote from some site with ~inspirational~ quotes and you have no idea who said it originally but damn… I have no idea who said it either but it’s stoooopid, so I won’t look it up. Have you even read what you wrote there? What about rowingboats? Motorboats? Steamboats? Rafts? THOSE ARE BOATS TOO!

A human without dreams is pretty much screwed (although I doubt that exists) but a boat without a sail? No big deal unless the boat is a sailboat! The vikings didn’t have sails for a hundred years and still managed to terrorize Europe! You know why? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ROWED THAT SHIT OVER THE SEAS AND RIVERS!