53. Tiberius (37): His entourage thought he died of old age, announced his death, then smothered him in a panic when he suddenly regained consciousness.
Isis, 25, Vienna, student of Media and Scandinavian Studies.
One day I'm going to invent a device that lets astronauts spit into the universe.
I am Roland McLuhan, a.k.a. Der Bart Marschall, a member of the esteemed zwiespalt DJ collective and co-author of walzerkoenig, an Austrian music blog.