Sgt. PEP-ers lonely hearts club party
Can you believe that somebody thought of this name for a party (explanation: It’s shortly after Valentines Day, right after exams and organized by the PEP-students [Politics, Economy, Philosophy]) but nobody thought of making it Beatles-themed? Or at least 60s themed? Somebody just thought of the pun and left it at that? Horrible, right? These people with their seriouspants relevant-to-real-life-studies. Thank goodness they have me. I’ve brought the suggestion up to the party committee and I shall insist on it.