Someone on the executive board gave you a personal title? If my executives emailed me they’d be like “Hey you - “

Yeah, I’m important!

The real story is this: A few weeks ago I wrote this article about facebook for them so they can publish it on their newly launched marketing app thingie (I don’t know what it is exactly but I’m sure it has a philosophy and I’m sure it’s a milestone in the fascinating and ever-changing world of online marketing!) and I wrote: “Hey, here’s this thing we wrote specifically for your marketing app! Use it if you want! It’s free! The author is [redacted specialist]. Regards, Isis H.” And you know, redacted specialist gave me some input for the article but I wrote it and it’s plain to see if you compare it to the stuff he actually wrote. But whatever.

And today I got an email, addressed to Mr. H. asking all the questions I answered in my original email because apparently both knowledge about ancient religions and reading skills aren’t necessary to sit on an executive board.