
Heh. A “regular” version of this invaded my FB feed recently, complete with “Laaaaadies! What is wrong with you? We don’t like you like in the first row! I like something to grab onto! But not too much! Be yrself and be happy and stuff! Eat a sandwich!”-commentary.
(Source: hamishmash, via lizdexia)
actually another one of those parodies… just not taken out to such a pt of abstraction as, say amoebas